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• Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. ~ Unknown
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• One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. ~ Unknown
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• Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. ~ Unknown
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• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ~ Unknown
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• Some times the QUESTIONS are COMPLICATED and the ANSWERS are SIMPLE. ~ Unknown
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• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. ~ John Wilmot
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• The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. ~ Unknown
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• Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~ George Carlin
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• I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ~ Llie Nastase
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• It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek. ~ Unknown
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