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  • Don’t say you love me unless you mean it cause I might do something stupid like believe it. ~ Unknown
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  • I will always chose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because, he will find an easy way to do it. ~ Bill Gates
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  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ~ Unknown
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  • I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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  • It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek. ~ Unknown
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  • Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. ~ Unknown
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  • I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ~ Llie Nastase
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  • Bad decisions aren't always bad, sometimes they become great stories. ~ Unknown
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  • I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. ~ Blaise Pascal
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  • Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. ~ Unknown
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