Funny Quotes

• A man has his clothes made to fit him, a woman makes herself fit her clothes. ~ Edgar Watson Howe
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• Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. ~ Unknown
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• One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. ~ Unknown
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• Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. ~ Cullen Hightower
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• Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
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• The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. ~ Albert Einstein
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• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~ Aristoteles Onassis
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• Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206. ~ Unknown
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• Don’t say you love me unless you mean it cause I might do something stupid like believe it. ~ Unknown
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• I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. ~ Unknown
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