Funny Quotes

• Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
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• Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. ~ Unknown
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• Don’t say you love me unless you mean it cause I might do something stupid like believe it. ~ Unknown
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• Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. ~ Cale Yarborough
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• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein
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• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. ~ Blaise Pascal
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• Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. ~ Unknown
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• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ~ Unknown
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• There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book. ~ Unknown
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• One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. ~ Unknown
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